buy bananas

Announcing to someone that you need to poop.

A post on Reddit in the TIFU reddit on 5th august 2019 titled "TIFU by not paying attention to my wifes bathroom usage." is the origin of this term.

I need to buy bananas

by Swooch August 06, 2019

banana jotter

When you shove your shit into a sock

There were no restrooms so I had to banana jotter

by TheDragoniar May 26, 2023

Ashy Banana

The sexual act of a man dipping his fat donger in powdered sugar before performing oral felatio.

Bro, my girl and I decided to treat each other last night to an Ashy Banana. Now she has diabetes...

by JaDigg December 03, 2019

Blue Banana

When your dick is so cold it loses its colour.

It's so freezing, I got a blue banana this morning.

by H4XOR13 October 05, 2022

Blue banana

They are blue and delicious and are vanill falvoured

Hey child, do you want some blue bananas?

by Bwig bwue bababa bwead July 29, 2023

Danner Banana

A cringy multifandom introvert fangirl with anxiety and depression. In some cases, LGBT+.

Fandoms may include: FNAF, BATIM, Undertale, DDLC, Pokemon, Legend of Zelda, (you get the picture)

Normal Person 1: Hey, you see that cringy person drawing in the corner?
Normal Person 2: Yeah, she's a real Danner Banana.
Normal Person 1: NERD!
Me, the OG Danner Banana: *cries in depresso*

by DannerBanana_Depresso March 29, 2018

Banana knighting

Cumming on a girls right shoulder and then left shoulder whilst singing the national anthem.

Mate, pulled an absolute blinder lastnight. Got involved with a bit o banana knighting with two birds. Forgot the words to the national anthem though. Cheeky.

by Stephaniekate88 June 19, 2018