wet

any sort of alcoholic beverage

yo g let me get some of that wet

by 6ixnine May 31, 2018

Wet mouth

Sex partner

What the fuck man... She's fucking ugly
"She's just a wet mouth to me mate"

by 4t53w4t3tg35ryg35ryg May 17, 2023

wet curdle

A highly addictive and dangerous drug consisting

Two lines of cocaine
Three ml of NyQuil

1 shot of ever-clear
4 ounces of cough syrup
Boiled at 200 degrees
3 oz of peyote cacti shavings
1 oz of chloroform

Cannibis indica
Mixed with two pounds of cake badder

And 24 oz of sweet Mexican black tar heroine

Redd:Dude Travis OD’d on wet curdle
Jared: damn the way he would’ve wanted
Jackson:he was kang

by Ryazaki Redd January 18, 2018

wet giggle

When your girlfriend giggles during sex.

My girlfriend had a wet giggle last night in bed .

by Little squish 6590 February 12, 2017

wet dog shakes

a) (humorous); what you do when when you come out of the shower and you are too bloody lazy to use either a towel or a blow dryer to dry your hair comme du monde and you just shake your hair all over the place, literally like a wet dog, hence the name

b) (drug addiction) : episodes of literal uncontrollable 'wet dog shaking' characteristic of drug addicts undergoing withdrawal symptoms, especially withdrawal from heroin or cocaine.

mother: Stan, why the hell is the bathroom floor wet again?

Stan: lol, don't ask stupid questions, you won't receive a stupid answer. It's lol because I just did wet dog shakes; I was to lazy to use a blow dryer.

mother: Stan, I hope this wasn't f-sag. Now go take a mop and mop the bathroom floor

by Sexydimma December 21, 2013

Wet Whip

Crude insult that only applies to people called Patryk

Oi Patryk, you're such a wet whip

by Juiceman 71 December 21, 2024

Wet

Someone who isn’t the brightest or all there.
Idiot

Have you worked with so and so, they’re abit wet aren’t they?

by Tjbigsshb November 30, 2017