Seamonkey

To throw brine shrimp eggs into the eyes of a unsuspecting victim, in an attempt to get them t hatch

“Boy, Jake really seamonkeyed that hell out of that kid there”

by Beefeater123 June 2, 2019

Seamige

When your thighs rub together so much your seams split on your yoga pants

Girl soo thick she got seamige leaking out of them yoga pants.

by Meandragon June 6, 2019

seamenbat

seamenbat when an angry man cums in his hand and slaps a women in the face

I slapped that bitch in the face because I was a seamenbat

by Yaboycej July 7, 2019

Seamus

A dumbass bitch who fucks his sister

Seamus equals a bitch

by Ur yet October 4, 2019

Seamor

A Seamor is someone who wears the same "hypebeast" clothes over and over again.

Seamor is wearing the same Supreme hoodie again.

by b1tch69420 October 8, 2019

Seamus

A wedlock congressmen with his black jewish boyfriend who works at a military abortion clinic

Seamus is a satanist

by Djslimdick12453 October 14, 2019

seamus corcoran

an absolute twat. nobody likes him. usually known to fancy someone with the name of liv ward. seamus is fit af tho but liv has commitment issues🥴🥴🥴🥴

liv: seamus corcoran your fit

seamus: i really like u

liv: *freaks out*

by john@69 November 5, 2019