Sheen Rule

Not smoking crack 12 hours before going to work.

Dude, you look high. Major violation of the "Sheen Rule".

by Josarina March 13, 2011

Wise-Parker Rule of Three

A misperception of the amount of time passed in someone else's company. Typically, the time dilation is by a factor of 3, however, it may be less with less intense feelings.

Guy: WHAT its already 3 oclock? We've been been together for three hours already?? Its only felt like one.
Girl: Wow, we are awesome. We just validated the Wise-Parker Rule of Three!

by Muchacho 1 June 20, 2011

Festival Rules

Festival rules are called by a couple BEFORE arriving at any large public gathering (concert, music festival, sporting event, etc.) Both must agree that Festival rules apply. Once agreed, the first person to see someone they know must call them by name and get a mutual acknowledgement that you do, in fact, know each other. You MUST know the person's name, and they must know yours. If you are the first to win, you get to name your prize, usually your favorite sexual position or favor.

A couple agrees to Festival Rules on the way to state fair. At the fair he sees an old friend and calls her name. The friend acknowledges him. He wins sexual favor for the evening.

by rancheroman July 5, 2011

Rule 34

A very bad website

"Please don't tell me you're going to go through your computer just to search up rule 34..."

by Tan's Sub November 24, 2021

Rules

A set of instructions to make you bored

The rules are stupid

by Wink77 May 18, 2023

the self-aware rule

When a character becomes self-aware if it is public on there will be one comment like someone get the mind eraser or execute protocol Instert number of volume,section,page or a combination of 2 or 3 of those

Instert character here is self-aware the self-aware rule enabled

by Protocols May 25, 2023

Holiday Rules

An agreement within a relationship to not be exclusive while on vacation.

"Did you hear that Larry slept with that girl in Florida?"
"Yes but he doesn't consider it cheating because they agreed to Holiday Rules"
"Really?"
"Yes, his girlfriend Sarah had a bukake last year when she went to Spain"

by too_hot_to_handle May 27, 2023