National Blowjob Day

Support your man for everything he has done for you, on National Blowjob day which occurs on June 9th. You give your man a nice blowjob.

"Yo how's your June 9th"
"Good since I got head from my girlfriend for National Blowjob Day"

by Dick and alcohol lover May 13, 2017

National nut tapping day

When you get to hit people in the nuts

I walk up to Andy and hit him in the national nut tapping day

by Cooter Davenport May 25, 2018

national holding hands day

On Friday, April 14, it's national holding hands day. So, if you see someone, run up and hold their hand. Happy national hold my hand day;)

-hey girl, its national holding hands day
-well lets hold hands together
*kisses and gets married*

by melissa_346 April 12, 2017

National grab dick day

Y’all are actually sick that’s fucking nasty

Stop you weirdos

National grab dick day isnt a thing go watch ph or something

by anonymous November 27, 2021

National Booty Pic Day

20th Of April, National Booty Pic Day, Send a Booty Pic to your friends or partners!

Share the love!

'It's national Booty Pic Day, show me what you got!'

by Summerose April 20, 2019

National Tentacle Hentai Day

Celebrated every 27 January, so go watch your favourite tentacle Hentai👀

Holy shit its National Tentacle Hentai Day!

by TheSoundOfUhhh January 27, 2021

National Send a Nude Day

April 19th - A holiday fabricated by gamma males who have no potential of ever seeing a female friend/acquaintance/crush nude other than to denigrate society at large into celebrating vapidity and loveless intimacy.

Gamma male: "It's National Send a Nude Day!"
Gamma male: *furiously wacks off on a potted plant*

by Archetypal Bear April 19, 2019