stay at home mom

An unemployed woman who probably went to college (for no reason). She takes care of her house and the kids (who've probably never met their dad ) and thinks her job is one of the toughest ones in the world, because in her world, women don't work outside of the home. She thinks her children are precious angels who deserve only the best from the world.

Stay at home Mom: Waaaaaaaaaaah! You were ten minutes late from picking up my child from school, they're scarred for life! How dare you??

Normal Mom: ....Umm....

by Child94 September 26, 2007

mom friend

your girlfriend's mom that you can't help but fall in love with

"Hey bro, my mom friend is SOOOOO hot!!!"

by Clayton.e October 4, 2016

ur mom gay

something edgy 12 year olds like to say.

Haha gotcha bitch, ur mom gay and that is not accepted by society

by Cryingpumpernickel April 23, 2018

Moms Morning Surprise

The underwear you give to your guardian to wash after a night of wet dreams.

Moms morning surprise was extra wet today.

by AmichaelG1 January 15, 2010

plooney your mom

plooney your mom is the act of plooney. But, the image of George Clooney is held by your mother sitting in a chair across the room, but in plain sight, of where you are your partner are copulating.

When asked to plooney she responded, Plooney your mom bitch! He later attempted to do so but missed causing an unfortunate clean up for his mother.

by Professor Quinta July 18, 2008

Thank Your Mom

The sudden big and random bumps on trails in the woods (also known as yahoo's or diversion ditch) that make a path for water runoff on the hill.

The path going up the hill was nice and calm until all of a sudden... woah thank your mom!

by scummaz December 25, 2009

Your Mom Gay

no u 2x reverse card

Your Mom Gay means your mother is the gay

by zwuz March 13, 2019