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michael ingram

An absolute legend that will fxuk your bxtch any day of the week will carry the fuck out of you in any game and is the best chess player in the world. Also is more ripped than nathan.
No michael ingram dont fuck my bxtch
by Mjchael- October 25, 2020
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Michael

Who the fuck is Michael?
Sounds like a well hung guy , but who the fuck is Michael ?
by anonymous November 22, 2021
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Pull a Michael Knight

Pulling a Michael Knight: Grabbing someone by their shirt collar and prop them up against a wall when you are angry with them. Typically followed by some verbal threat of some type. Often used as a tactic by Michael Knight in the award wining 1980's Knight Rider Television series.
Joe was refusing to give me my CDs back so I had to "Pull a Michael Knight" on him to get them back!
by Zatara74 July 11, 2011
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Creamy Michael

The act of ejaculating inside a vagina as opposed to pulling out
"Dude, I saw Sara last night!"
" Nice! Did you Creamy Michael?"

"Aw man, im freaking out. Maya is pregnant. I didn't even Creamy Michael... That much."
by Creamy Michael January 15, 2024
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Michael

A big ass forehead nigga who tries to pull girls with his big ass forehead. But gets none.

also known as a gay dude
"Hey guys" - Michael

"SHUT THE FUCK UP, I HAVE A BF" - girl he tryna pull
by HumptyDumptySatOnaWallHisfatas January 28, 2022
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michael from og.starmic

literally the greatest human being on planet earth, there are literally no words in the entire universe to describe how amazing of a human being in all the multiverses. every parallel universe he is just better, always the best person, way better than i, haylie, is okay? anything he says to dispute that is cap.
haylie: michael from og.starmic is the best human being in the entire world
michael: no im not, you're better
haylie: cap
by wynter lilie November 8, 2020
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Michael

To find out if YOU are a Michael, ask yourself the following questions:
"Am I a noob?"
"Do I want to be like my friend's girlfriend because she's cool?"
"Am I bad at Fortnite?"
"Do I fail a lot?"
If you answered YES to all of these, you are a Michael. Too bad.
Person A: My friend challenged me to a 1V1 earlier, but he failed at 11 kills to 1.
Person B: Maybe your friend is a Michael.
by notanoob101 July 26, 2018
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