cornish meat shower

Having sexual inter course with a former tutor after they have been pushed off a cliff.

A Cornish meat shower is when one finds them self in the situation of sexual relations with ones former teacher and mentor. One will push said tutor from a cliff side after luring them with promises of holiday cuddles and cream tea. Once cliff pushing has taken place the act of intercourse will occur between oneself and the willing participant.

by Rumple McFiddlesticks May 3, 2014

Raw meat Gouche

The feeling you get after a long day of walking when your gouche becomes enflamed and red.

Jesus! I have the worst case of raw meat Gouche after walking around Epcot for 12 hours.

by Red Gouche March 8, 2011

Meat Tremors (MTs)

Psychological and physical side effects experienced due to lack of meat intake.

Worker 1-"Is John all right? He seems a bit irritable and he was shaking & drooling during our morning briefing."
Worker B-"Nah, his Ol' Lady's got him on a Vegan Detox and he's got the Meat Tremors (MTs) something fierce."

by DUSTQUID July 19, 2011

Roast my meat

The act of slowly roasting one's meat to acquire a tender, soft, and moist substance.

Something your sugar daddy (especially a sexy one named Obehi) might do when they cook you the best 8 hour ribs this world has ever seen.

Brad: Yo chad can you roast my meat
Chad: Bro thats kinda gay (derogatory)
Brad: 😏

by leggomyfaggo December 24, 2021

cut meat pole

Where the helmet of a male appendage has been removed.

Skank: hey can I ride your cut meat pole for $30 phone credit??

by Kikia76 January 9, 2021

Hungarian meat basket

When you are jackhammering a chick and you stuff your balls in here pussy at the same time.

She was nice and full after I gave her a Hungarian meat basket.

by Ceeyar August 28, 2015

Tibetan Meat Sandwich

When 7 black dudes face fuck a tall white Jewish person

Sam: Do anything fun last night?
Alisha: I had a Tibetan meat sandwich
Sam: Oh damn. I wish I was invited to that

by Tallwhitejewishguy December 22, 2021