Hot Pocket

When a male shits in a females vagina and then has sex with the female afterwords

I did a hot pocket last night. It was sooo good.

by MassivePenis69 March 30, 2017

Back Pocket Bookie.

1. A woman who when wearing pants looks as though she has a book in her back pocket.

White girls always have flat asses, every single one of them is a back pocket bookie.

by Sasophraso June 29, 2011

Pocket screws

A phrase for when something is so brain-dead simple you could do it blindfolded, upside down, and running on two brain cells.

Fucking that slut was pocket screws brochacho

by Fuckassdefinitions September 18, 2025

Pocket Walnut

When you but so hard it tears a hole in your pants and fills your pocket

Boug pocket walnuted after 10 seconds.

by Shaggy babe May 6, 2016

Hot pocket

A girl with STD's.

Person 1: Why did the whole 4th street die of STD's?
Person 2: I heard 3rd street gang sent a hot pocket and they ran a train on her.

by Faranani February 19, 2022

Pocket Encyclopedia

NOUN: modern usage - Smartphone

Used by 'The Older People' to convince themselves that the information technological revolution and its most powerful hand-axe (the smartphone) has not opened the door to the apocalypse.

A: "What's the capital of Chad?"

B: "Well if you bear with me, I will just consult my POCKET ENCYCLOPEDIA and give you the answer shortly... (1 minute of strange silence is incurred during the process)... and there we have it! The answer is N'Djamena. Now who's Billy big bollocks?"

by Tony du Angletere March 14, 2022

Hot Pocket

A snacc but looks 7 course meal and more attractive than pizza roll.

Gurl! You be looking like a hot pocket!

by Bootayy420buffet69 October 19, 2018