Fortniteitis

A disease contracted from playing Fortnite too long. If you go more than 6 hours without Fortnite (excluding sleeping) you will begin to go insane, For a day, you will go completely insane, and for 2 days you will die.

Symptoms include:
• Lack of showers
• Lack of Girlfriend
• Desire to play Fortnite at all times

Guy 1: man did you hear about timmy’s Fortniteitis?
Guy 2: Yeah i heard he passed after his mom took his Xbox away for 2 days.

by CartierV2 June 4, 2022

Fortnite

A game that gay people play

Person one: I play fortnite!
Person two: Wow you are gay

by Supermegagigachad June 7, 2022

fortnite

the game that children will try to convince you is good even though it isn't.

kid: fortnite good
normal person: no
kid: yes it has banana.
normal person: no

by carashnapa June 7, 2022

Fortnite

A type of sexuality. It's when someone is sexually attracted to video games.

- Hey, do you want to no longer be a virgin?
- Sorry, I'm Fortnite.

by banana guy68419 June 10, 2022

Fortnite cup

When a girl diarrheas in ur milk and u mix it like chocolate milk a vomit in her asshole

Dude Valerie made a fortnite cup for me when I was thirsty

by Deo demon June 11, 2022

fortnite kid

you have no life if you search this

no lifer if you are a fortnite kid

by blaze_axey June 13, 2022

Fortnite

A game where you steal your mom’s credit card to V-Bucks for useless cosmetics that don’t fucking benefit you at all.

Me:MOM I WANT V-BUCKS FOR FORTNITE
Mom: No I can’t I already spent 316825 dollars on that stupid-ass game
Me: Fuck you mom *slaps mom and sends her to the shadow realm*

by Amogusss June 13, 2022