foretunate

What a golfer hopes to be every time he swings his club.

Litigious golfer, after getting whacked with a golf ball: You hit me with your ball --- I'm gonna sue you for three million dollars!
Fellow golfer: Well, I actually yelled, "Fore!", sir.
Litigious golfer, thinking he's gonna be even more "foretunate" than he'd initially expected: Okay, I'll take that amount instead.

by QuacksO May 9, 2022

bitch-fortunate

Something misfortunate that happens that is caused by a bitch.

Often used with the phrase: "a serious of _______ events."

Due to a serious of bitch-fortunate events, Judy and I will be playing wii by ourselves instead of going to that party.

by Monique Lester July 4, 2014

fortunate son

A person born lucky, such as to a wealthy family.
Used in the popular 1969 Creedence Clearwater Revival "Fortunate Son"

Wow, that guy is such a fortunate son

by Cdogbox February 5, 2014

Fortunate Son

The song that plays in basically every Vietnam War movie.

When I was fighting in the forest, I heard the sounds of Fortunate Son playing in the background

by trhrj4tj June 8, 2018

Fortunate Son

The song my Grandpa hates to hear especially when there is a helicopter nearby

Me: Oh, Fortunate Son just came on!

Grandpa: AHHHHHHHHH

by Lilwindexmatt March 8, 2020

fortunate son

The classic vietnam war song, Played in every vietnam war era movie, Its considered to be overused and theres many more good vietnam era songs, But you can't deny that fortunate motherfucking son is a classic

(2 people watching a movie)

person 1: Damn I love this movie

person 2: Yeah me too

(fortunate son starts playing)

person 1: Goddamn it, They overuse that fucking song

person 2: Yeah they do, But its still good

by AssDestroyer69420 February 17, 2022

Fortuneteller Baba

From the dragonball universe, she is Master Roshi's sister. She loves money and fighting, she can see the future, past, and present through her magic crystal ball, and uses her gifts for profit and entertainment. She can travel freely through the Mortal World, and Other World, and can bring anyone back from the dead for a day at their request.

Fortuneteller Baba: It's the unpredictable nature of this game that attracts me. That...and of course the money.

by kyle.biddle January 14, 2011