Some guy who thinks you're his buddy, bro, or pal while patting you on the back when he leaves you, a douche that just walks a way giving you this unexpected pat, though you never talked to him and don't know whether you should have said a word with him before he left or not, hmm what to do situations, situations...
I'm not your buddy ya lame douche, go take the stairs, and stop loitering the elevator.. and floor five.
by pseudonym and other such names November 23, 2009
Get the douchemug. by HighdeeAnne September 20, 2020
Get the Touche` Douche`mug. by Harrysavage January 23, 2023
Get the Douche canoemug. by Fancay November 20, 2015
Get the douche nozzlemug. by Nassy da pooh July 15, 2003
Get the douche machinemug. a person who critisizes other and starts problems with other that they don't actually know. These people usually just judge others based on what they're wearing or the way they look. They think others are douchebags, and don't realize that they are themselves.
Douche: "That black guy is wearing Armani, he is such a douchebag, i bet he stole it and thinks he's cool"
Normal guy: "He's my neighbor. He is actually really nice, works at the grocery for a part-time job while going to university and likes to dress nicely."
Normal guy: "He's my neighbor. He is actually really nice, works at the grocery for a part-time job while going to university and likes to dress nicely."
by inrialiti March 6, 2011
Get the douchemug. by Dafuqlmao-_- April 21, 2016
Get the douche-glidemug.