Someone so full of themselves, that they feel their physical appearance entitles them to to be admired. At which point, they then utilize this false sense of admiration to attempt to take advantage of infatuated victims.
That douche canoe thinks that just because he tries to impersonate Kurt Cobain, it automatically makes him a talented idol, when in reality he is an unskilled parasite.
by Seattle010518 January 7, 2018
Get the Douche Canoe mug.by thepainfuldeath September 21, 2009
Get the Douche Fleet mug.by Jeffythefry June 20, 2016
Get the Douche cream mug.Occasionally a turd who's not the nicest. They're looking for weak people or socially awkward people to be a fricking wad to.
Just ignore them and they'll probably go away. Or you can turn the tables and be a douche back. Just don't mess up or else he'll call over buddies and decide to scuffle with you.
Just ignore them and they'll probably go away. Or you can turn the tables and be a douche back. Just don't mess up or else he'll call over buddies and decide to scuffle with you.
"You're a douche bag!"
by CyanideOverload November 11, 2019
Get the Douche Bag mug.A way of life. It's often learned through a grueling 2 hour escalator ride up a mountain to the sacred temple of the douche. Inside you will find a room filled with Vanilla Ice posters, and the legend himself, Vanilla Ice, slouched over chanting his famous *Meeeeeeeeeee* mantra whilst fixated on his own posters. He will gaze into your soul, and if he feels you are douchy enough, and can improve, he will teach you 'The Way Of The Douche'.
Pro Tips:
- Don't wear a baseball cap with the brim curved and authenticity stickers removed. Rookie mistake.
- Orange spray tan is a nice addition
- Tell Vanilla "Cool as Ice" is the best movie you've ever seen straight faced.
- Call him "ma boi" and "homeslice" and such. Oh and "O.D" (Original Douche), he loves that.
If Kanye is filling in for Vanilla, then re-adjust strategy for Kanye. Say things like "Yeah, Beyonce should've won", "$300?, I would pay $600 for one of your plain white tees!" and "your creative genius knows no limits".
Pro Tips:
- Don't wear a baseball cap with the brim curved and authenticity stickers removed. Rookie mistake.
- Orange spray tan is a nice addition
- Tell Vanilla "Cool as Ice" is the best movie you've ever seen straight faced.
- Call him "ma boi" and "homeslice" and such. Oh and "O.D" (Original Douche), he loves that.
If Kanye is filling in for Vanilla, then re-adjust strategy for Kanye. Say things like "Yeah, Beyonce should've won", "$300?, I would pay $600 for one of your plain white tees!" and "your creative genius knows no limits".
"I heard Bieber is learning "The Way of the Douche""
"Yeah man. Second time up that escalator now."
"Whoa."
"Yeah man. Second time up that escalator now."
"Whoa."
by Kittles48 September 19, 2018
Get the The Way Of The Douche mug.A phrase of exclamation when somthing is brought to the next level in a positive way, or negative way.
1: "Yo, you got brewskies AND Svedka? You're bringin' the douche!"
2: "Man, Tim ain't even fat. Quit bringin' the douche."
2: "Man, Tim ain't even fat. Quit bringin' the douche."
by pupeguy February 10, 2024
Get the Bringin' The Douche mug.by BusnMom April 16, 2024
Get the Deca-douche mug.