ear douche

The comforting that females give each other when one has been seriously bitch burned.

Ashley :" OMG Becky don't believe her, you have the most perfectly groomed brows I've ever seen, you know she's just jealous , Jenny said Scott is dumping her for being such a bitch, seriously" Becky : " ok, thanks for the ear douche ! High 5! Let's get a mocha"

by Shmuckatellee October 13, 2015

Douche

A person who is a complete idiot, devoid of any common sense or social skills and has total disregard for the fact that the entire world knows this.

Dave: That jerkoff who sells shit on TV is a complete douche.

Bob: Who, Billy Mays?

Dave: No, that douche is dead, I am talking about that other douche who sells shit on TV.

Bob: Oh, you mean that fucking douche who sells ShamWow.

Dave: Yes, that is the douche I am talking about.

by King RedCroovy September 5, 2013

Douche Nugget

The yellowish chunk stuck to the end of a dirty douche bag.

Alex: this dude is such a disgusting narcissist who needs braces and plastic surgery, he looks like he could've been casted for the monsters in the hills have eyes!
Olivia: You mean a douche nugget? Are you talking about Kevin Barta?!

by Dabest3 May 7, 2022

DOUCHE Ré

The act of being an asshole or a dick

We always can count on Andrew to commit the act of DOUCHE Ré

by JENGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA March 3, 2010

Douche-fag

when just calling someone a douchebag isn't good enough, you replace the suffix -bag with -fag.

Jorge: hey bro, I just took a piss on your dog.

Carlos: What The Fuck "Douche-fag".

by El Jalapeño August 22, 2011

douche station

A place where a crowd of douches, or multiple douche crews, meet. This can include trendy clubs, large apartment pools, or sports bars.

Oh my God! This place has turned into a total douche station!

by Skirish April 13, 2011

Douche bag strap

A douche bag strap is when a tool/guy that has a chin strap of hair.

A douche bag strap is a "U" shaped beard.. on a douche bag.

by EmuleehK July 30, 2011