Bird

Many people consider birds to be a modern descendants of dinosaurs, specifically pterodactyls. However, people are slowly becoming more aware of the fact that they are actually government drones (g-uh-v-urn-mēnt dr-ōnès). They typically hide outside on power lines to stalk citizens outside their homes. The CIA controlled scientific community claims that they "migrate South" during the winter to escape the "cold weather", yet the materials of a typical B.I.R.D. are highly resistant to temps ranging from -40°C to 100°C. In reality, they migrate South during the winter because they are sent South from the White House in Washington D.C., in accordance to their quarterly S.O.C. test (Sh*t On Cars), to generate revenue for oligarchical corporate owned "car cleaners" which contribute to Biden's presidency and remnants of Pablo Escobar

"Yo, its a bird."
"Dude that's so cool want to take a picture?"
"F*CK no get the electromagnetic pulse"

by Big_brother_is_watching April 13, 2024

Bocking bird

Chicken named David. found on most farms, usually in a pile of dung.

Our bocking bird has ecolli. poisoning.

by Zavisti November 30, 2011

I did the Macarena with a homeless man in an elevator Because big bird said to And he's my leader

on twitter someone said "I did the Macarena with a homeless man in an elevator Because big bird said to And he's my leader" and then it became a popular google search

I did the Macarena with a homeless man in an elevator Because big bird said to And he's my leader.

by awdsa dwasdqwadasfe rfrskil;;; May 2, 2023

Pointing bird

Super cool lad that gets so many bitches, if you see him on the street give him a cheeky tug

Just saw pointing bird amazing head

by It was i dio February 13, 2022

after birds

Word-by-word literal translation of Polish idiomatic phrase "po ptokach", used to express the finality of a typically-unlucky event, i.e. something that can no longer be changed.

Steve: "Did you hear that Bill is going to confess to Ann today?"
Mark: "Too bad, it's after birds."
Steve: "Why?"
Mark: "Ann met some dude on Tinder yesterday, and they're planning to get married next week."

by natural_name January 21, 2021

box birds

shotgun shooting sport where live targets are released from five traps in a large, fenced, circular shooting area.

There's not many things more difficult than shooting box birds.

by S-Ray February 13, 2010

That's Bird

That's fly; used to describe a situation or a thing which is exceptional or above and beyond.

" I just just got accepted for a scholarship!"

"Bro, that's bird, I'm so happy for you!"

"Check out my new jacket."

"That's bird, my man, you're looking fly!"

by J_$dog February 25, 2020