bird keeping age

like beekeeping age except for the people who have birds

that fine man is def bird keeping age

by billy tyler tyler billy August 5, 2025

the bird

the word

person 1: have you heard?
person 2: heard what?
person 1: you haven't heard?
person 2: no.
person 1: A-well-a everybody's heard about the bird
B-b-b-bird, b-birdd's the word
A-well, a bird, bird, bird, bird is the word
A-well, a bird, bird, bird, well-a bird is the word

by The One You Call God September 11, 2020

angry birds

I used to jerk off to angry birds. When I was about 13 I LOVED angry birds, I had every game and bought every toy they had. One day I was playing angry birds when all of a sudden the big red bird turned me on. I couldn't stand it, I was going crazy. I decided to pull out my big long Willy and start jerking. I never had felt so good, I soon continued to do this daily and never got bored of it! That big red bird was so hot and those blue ones were some cuties. I am glad to admit I still do this to this very day.

i jork it to angry birds

KILL YOUR SELF NOW!!!!

by imsofuckinggaybro May 10, 2024

Birds nest

A guy who has so much pubic hair that his penis looks small

Alex cut back on his birds nest before his big date so he would not look so small.

by Little Demons August 25, 2017

Bird it

1. A type of handshake in which one person lifts one knee at a time while waving their arms.
2. A sexual act.

1. Up high
down low
can you bird it?

2. This one chick birded my friend for 20 minutes straight!

by Hexedecimal May 31, 2005

Gay bird poop in a can

Peeing in a man's ass and then immediately putting in a butt plug in his butt forcefully. Then, letting it marinate into a mix of poop and pee, similar to bird poop. After that, you proceed to rip out the butt plug like a ripcord out of a Beyblade and immediately put it into a can and throw it at said bird poop butt person.

Hey, remember when we did the classic 'gay bird poop in a can' to that pledge?

by Xanszu October 15, 2025

Birds

It’s some kind of flying animal that likes to wake you up 7 in the FUCKING MORNING ON A SATURDAY

FUCK THESE BIRDS always waking me up 7 am

by Fucknbirds May 25, 2018