your mom called

A variation of the "Mother Insult" type of joke/taunt. My friends and I use this as playful banter.

Person A: Hey, your mom called.
Person B: Yeah?
Person A: Yeah, she wants to know if she can borrow some batteries for her vibrator. (Or something equally disturbing)

by Phalanxx January 6, 2010

it's your birthday

yay for you

you get a prize

it's your lucky day!

you did good

I like you

you like that don't you

jack: omigod dottie, bobby-jean liked my film
and wants to screen it opening night!

dottie: It's your birthday! hay hay.

by Dottie March 23, 2004

I'm your dad

A comeback of the "yo' mama" genre. If you really think about its implications, it's rather insulting.

Steve: "Yo' mama blows so hard she started Hurricane Katrina tryin' to put out the candles on her birthday cake."
Tony: "Awwww sheeit..."
Derek: "All right."
Steve: "Yo' brother so broke and stupid he went to the Nickelback concert to try to get 5 cents."
Tony: "Diggity damn..."
Derek: "Oh yeah?"
Steve: "Yeah. And I heard your sister got a summer job breedin' hound dogs!"
Tony: "Ooh...that hurts."
Derek: "Well I'm your dad."
Steve: "What?"
Derek: "Yeah, just got the paternity test results. I remember that night. I was in line right behind the St. John's basketball team."
Tony: "Ooooooh snap! You just got served, son."

by Nick D September 9, 2005

word to your mother

1) I fully agree with you, you nicely brought up fellow
2) Say hellow to your sexy milf
3) I'm a white boy in need of a cool sounding motto.

Friend: "Dude, that Samantha Noel is some hot babe."
Other Guy: "Word to your mother!"

by patty-o-pinch-me-youdie March 11, 2003

Brushing your teeth

This is a term used when one says they are going to go brush their teeth, but in reality just goes off to masturbate.

Joey says, "I'm going to go brush my teeth", and returns 30 minutes later, forehead all sweaty.

Sure Billy, why don't you just go BRUSH YOUR TEETH!

by Phr0s7 April 5, 2003

chill your horse

basically means: calm the f* down; especially when you're in a situation that is basically unnecessary

sam: i can't go anywhere without my magazine ! i have to have my magazine ! if i dont have my magazine im not gonna be able to read it !

daisy: chill your horse ! we're coming back in 10 mins !

by dng1013 February 6, 2010

Pluck Your Peacock

to have good sex

Girl you so fine, I wanna pluck your peacock

by Colanomics July 13, 2009