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spacktard 

a cross between a spastic and a retard, often used as it doesnt get picked up by facebook and instagram as "offensive"
did you see Jordan Pickford in goal last night? that man is a complete and utter spacktard.
spacktard by welshj93 December 11, 2023
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Spacenaldo 

Spacenaldo is a finished PORNtuguese penalty and tap-in merchant that is a hybrid between a camel and a dolphin.(He is also the biggest ghost of all time). Why he is called by Spacenaldo is because all volleys and free kicks he hits go into space. He is considered the gOaT by his gay, retarded dogs and him being the GOAT will never happen in infinite years but the real GOAT is Lionel Messi.
NASA:A WORLD ENDING METEOR IS HEADING TO EARTH AND IT IS TOO BIG FOR D.A.R.T. TO REDIRECT IT, HUMANITY IS DONE.
Spacenaldo:(hits a free kick that goes out of orbit at hypersonic speeds heading to the meteor and the free kick ball hits the meteor)
NASA:ON A TELESCOPE ON EARTH WATCHING THE METEOR, IT SAW A FOOTBALL FLY AT IT AND DESTROY THE METEOR. WE WENT AND SAW THAT SPACENALDO WAS PLAYING A MATCH AND COUPLE MINUTES BEFORE THE METEOR GOT DESTROYED, AND WE AT NASA SAW THAT SPACENALDO SENT A FREE KICK THAT WENT INTO OUTER SPACE SO IT HAD TO BE SPACENALDO THAT SAVED HUMANITY BECAUSE OF HIS SHIT SKILLS.

Spaccurate 

When someone is extremely specific and accurate.
You can't dip cornbread in things because it just crumbles. It's like when you go to use the butter, but it was last used for toast and the person didn't get enough butter the first time so they went back for more, and now there's all those unappealing crumbs staring at you. That's what you do to yourself when you dip cornbread.

Ok, that's spaccurate.
Spaccurate by 6 Pack Sample December 15, 2023
A general smattering of things spread about, could be loose buds in tobacco, could be a bunch rice spilt on a kitchen bench.

Spacky to be spread out and not as good as it could be
Someone asks for a ciggie and you warn them "there's scattered spack in there watch out"

"The plums on the trees are a bit spacky this year" - there's not many plums on the tree this year
Spack by anonymous December 22, 2023

space torpedo

An inconsiderate human that takes the mic on an X space that goes on a irrelevant monologue for half an hour and clears the room.
Oh no look we’ve got another space torpedo he’s cleared the room again, should we go to another space ?
space torpedo by NotMrChegs December 22, 2023

Spaceist 

When you hate on underground rapper SpaceGhostPurrp while talking about underground rap.
Tyrone: Yo whos the worst underground rapper?
Derek: Definitely SpaceGhostPurrp
Tyrone: You're just being Spaceist
Spaceist by giganiggaoncord January 1, 2024