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Match sandwich

An even in which a player masturbates just before leaving for a sporting event and does so again just after coming back.
Person 1: How did you feel about your performance today?

Person 2: Amazing, the first half of my match sandwich made me feel so refreshed, now time to complete the second half.
by JaMicah Jamison March 27, 2024
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Vida Sandwich

Getting punched with love, compassion and kindness to the highest degree.. and if you fuck around you will find out!! Fuck that bitch Ashley cuz she a stank hoe anyway that don’t know how to love ANYBODY let alone herself!!
Damn, I’m gonna have to give her a Vida sandwich!!
by Crunchy Black bitch March 30, 2024
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sergio sandwich

a sergio sandwich is when you get on the adjacent walls of someones room and turn the headboards towards the room and fuck at the same time, leading to the person in the middle room being sandwiched between you two
person 1: hey my girls coming over wanna hit a sergio sandwich later?
person 2: yeah he'll never see it coming
by sergio sandwicher April 1, 2024
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dog sandwich

by swazey train April 2, 2024
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Nigga Sandwich

Toasted white bread, lettuce, bacon, and melted American cheese.
Holly: I ain’t got money for tomatoes, just gonna have me a nigga sandwich.
by SasSquash April 3, 2024
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froggy sandwich

“Bro the other day, Jedidiah was across the field when Mary lifted her skirt and showed him her froggy sandwich!”
by Chonnyboy April 5, 2024
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Argument Sandwich

When two people you are friends with get into an argument with each other, and they both want you to believe their side of the story.
Hey, Dave and Kate broke up. Yeah, they both messaged me about it and I don’t know who to believe. I’m in a bit of an Argument Sandwich right now man.
by EliasCoyote May 3, 2024
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