text probe

When someone sends you a text and as soon as you respond, they call you.

Mom: Goodmorning!😀(text probe)
Me: GM

(4 seconds elapse)
Phone rings: Mom Calling

by SasSquash September 16, 2018

Slutter

A mixture of a slider and a cutter coined by Tampa Bay Ray’s Pitcher Tyler Glasnow.

“Strike three, Glasnow sits down another with his menacing slutter.”

by SasSquash March 05, 2021

Nigga Sandwich

Toasted white bread, lettuce, bacon, and melted American cheese.

Holly: I ain’t got money for tomatoes, just gonna have me a nigga sandwich.

by SasSquash April 03, 2024