One Eyed Wizard

1. A name for the male reproductive organs
2. A name for a special type of device for consuming cannabis

Hey man, last night I was hitting the one eyed wizard.

I think that's a penis.

No man, a device used for recreationally smoking Mary Jane.

Oh OK.

by pointy9876543210987654321 May 20, 2010

One Shitter Quitter

a short, quick dump that requires only one wipe to ensure cleanliness.

Pat: we're leaving in 5.

Rob: dude, i've gotta shit.

Pat: you better make it a One Shitter Quitter then.

by poopbandit June 1, 2010

one-twenty-oner

Anyone that was of the opinion that everything was OK with the US under the unrepentant Bush administration, but suddenly the day after Obama's inauguration (1-21) government was too big, taxes too high and all was wrong with the government.

Rush Limbaugh and Republicans supporting Bush and his cronies and exhorting us to blindly support "The President" but now blame President Obama for all of the country's ills and want him to fail. Classic one-twenty-oner mentality.

by Bat Guano May 10, 2009

five to one ratio

the act of male masturbation .....five fingers one penis

i caught my room mate doing the five to one ratio

by FRANK B February 24, 2008

popping one off

The act of masturbation to orgasm.

After drinking coffee in the evening, I can't fall asleep easily without popping one off.

by Bluthuf November 9, 2013

the one legged pirate

When you ejaculate in his\her eye, and immedintly kick them in the ankle causing him/her to scream ARRRGGG! While holding one eye.

Jenny was ok with their current sex life, but Frederick wanted to spice it up with, the one legged pirate.

by the quacker February 7, 2015

He's One Tap

A phrase commonly used by annoying swines who play fortnite, used in scenarios where the player they have damaged has been brushed with a bullet but they insist they are low

He's one tap, Get him!!

by needfriends? June 1, 2018