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bush noobs

1. (in reference to League of Legends) A player who does not have the ability to land skills shots. This inability to land skill shots means that they stay inside of bushes in order to surprise the enemy with their skill shots which they will often times still fail if the enemy has any dodge mechanics at all. Bush noobs are quite good at the bronze level since most bronze players lack the ability or the brain power to recognize an incoming nidalee spear and simply step to the right or left of it. There are even players mostly noob level ashes who see the spear and walk closer to it taking damage and most likely killing themselves.

2. (in reference to coitus) A man or woman who is not used to going down on someone with a fully grown bush and ends up finding it hard to perform cunnilingus because of said unkempt bush. They will often times get hair into their mouths and give up half way through leaving their partner dissatisfied.
1. Dude i can not believe that our ashe walked straight into the nidalees spear every single time i mean how can you not be embarassed after dying to a bush noob so many times. That ashe should just uninstall the game i mean like seriously lol.

2. Oh my god girl he just would not go down on me i mean he went down once and then came back up saying he needed to breath and that i needed to set fire to my jungle i mean like come on there is nothing but freaking bush noobs in this town.
by Rain Weaver September 13, 2017
mugGet the bush noobsmug.

tarred with the same bush

When one catches a dose of the clap from a sexual partner
Hey mate I just slept with your girlfriend and we both have caught the clap, you could say we've been 'tarred with the same BUSH'
by kermit999 June 12, 2010
mugGet the tarred with the same bushmug.

Bush Bang

When a man has sex with a woman who has a very hairy, bushlike vagina.
I had a bush bang with kiara this morning! Her vagina was a jungle!
by Sam Leisenring April 22, 2015
mugGet the Bush Bangmug.

Weed Bush

by YegahWeedBoy011020100 May 19, 2024
mugGet the Weed Bushmug.

Bush monster

When a person takes enough people to have sexual intercourse inside a bush, they become one with their domesticated bush, becoming a bush monster.
Julian and Ethan were having a discussion about the saddening news that Kai became a bush monster. He was given one too many Ukrainian helmets.
by BushLover123 June 16, 2025
mugGet the Bush monstermug.

Bush-beating

Beating a bushy Vagina with a dangling dick. Specially beating off a dangling dick to a bushy vagina
Tom was bush-beating clair.
by dak280 March 23, 2020
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stickle bush

Stickle Bush is the physical nature of a female never washing the sperm residue from her vagina causing it to harden and crust. Reasoning of this behavior is the lust of a love one to the of losing him. Issues with allowing this to happen may result in sealing the vagina up completely and problems with their monthly gift.
Boyfriend:"Dude, I wasn't able to get a piece of tail again last night."

Friend: " What, is she not putting out?"

Boyfriend: " No the crazy b!+€h has a stickle bush."

Friend: " That's $h!+¥ man."
by Dark Spectrum January 12, 2017
mugGet the stickle bushmug.

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