Punt on first down

Punting on First Down is a term that means to squander an ample opportunity, or to not attempt an endeavor at all. Punting on first down is (usually) a waste of your other 3 chances to move the ball in football. By punting you have forfeited those other 3 downs and given the ball directly back over to the opposing team.

"I knew Jim would punt on first down, when he didn't even ask Pam out, even though she made it obvious she was into him."

by Isaac "84YearoldVirgin" Newton September 30, 2012

Cool down beer

The last beer of the night after drinking whiskey or other libations for multiple hours. Just like the cool down lap that the gym teacher in elementary school would make you walk.

I went out to dinner and had a few glasses of wine then went boozing at some bars. Had to stop and have a cool down beer at a hotel bar before I went to bed.

by MO78 August 3, 2012

Shave Down Below

A reference to a girl having a freshly shaven or waxed vagina. This refers to the "shaven" trend, especially among hot young ladies.

Dan wants a car that will attract a woman with a shave down below.

by Woolcatchers November 30, 2011

Lying Down Game

The British (AKA cooler) version of planking

Dan played the lying down game in the loo.

by dklwmgwfdslfmls August 6, 2011

running down wind

When you seem to be making the right decisions based on the moment but all the results are running 'down wind' from other people spoiling the outcome.

An animal in the forest wants to be 'downwind' of its hunter so the hunter doesn't get a sniff of the prey.
All upwind are 'seen' by those downwind as the wind blows away from them.

"I went and spoke to an advisor about a superannuation investment but when I saved and deposited the amount-the savings went running down wind with the market collapse"

"I follow coaches advice and play wide reciver for the final play but the opposition always pre-interprets the play making me feel like I'm constantly running down wind"!

by Goosebump11 November 30, 2011

Kayaking Down The Cockamamie

The most ridiculous, interesting, and amazingly hard to explain thing you can do while high.

Mum: Where were you last night?

Sam: I was kayaking down the cockamamie.

by Sam-bagging July 1, 2011

Down D. Stairs

A joke character in One piece referring to a set of stairs that led to the death of Roronoa Zoro's best friend, Kuina.
Literally stairs.
Kill Count: 2

Zoro: Be careful, else you'll be down d. stairs!
Zoro: Ahhh shit.

by WannaBeBritishPerson October 3, 2023