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dick and balls

Oh darling, make me push my dick and balls...
Back between my legs
Call me an ugly woman and take my picture
To show all the people you work with...
by ShakeSicle March 16, 2009
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Clitter dick

When a woman's pants are too tight, her camel toe looks like a dick. This term trended on twitter's trending topic on January 16, 2010 by Shanedawson, a famous YouTuber.
Look at Lady GaGa's Clitter dick!
by ATwitterTwat January 16, 2010
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needle dick

a very tiny dick. one that can barely be seen. the width of a needle. Tiny pee-pee.
I have a needle dick.
by Soni Vitale January 16, 2008
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Dick Pleaser

A term to define the "slut" or "whore" of the group who has been with too many men to count.

Can also be a guy... if your into that kind of thing.
"I got a bitch named Keisha, she a real Dick Pleaser"
by Avira August 7, 2009
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Fucking Dick

1. Generally a male who cheats on a girl, tells her the truth and feels like everything is fine afterwords.
2. A penis during the act of sexual intercourse.
My EX boyfriend is a fucking dick.

Yea I can't believe he would cheat on you.
by The Fucking Dick January 1, 2009
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Pinky Dick

A dick so small it is mistaken for a pinky finger.
"Damn, I can't get down with a guy who has a pinky dick."
by kattoo13 November 29, 2007
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Dick Pie

The term used when someone of the male persuasion throws their freshly worn underwear right in another person's face.
After a long day of work, Mario came home and gave his wife a dick pie.

From the movie "Angus":
Troy Wenberg-"Now that's what I call getting a slice of the ol' dick pie"
by Stu March 14, 2004
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