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Daniel

Daniel is the guy that everyone wants to have sex with, he is very handsome and he is the best producer in the fucking world, if you ain't a daniel than u suck.
Gordon: AY wassup Danielz
Daniel: wassup g
Gordon: ay i wanna be a daniel
Daniel: I know.
by Danielz999 April 21, 2020
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Daniel

Ravenous and energetic, Daniel is the kind of guy to point out that personality is independent of a name and start a half hour discussion on the obsession of humans drawing nonexistent connections. It can start a half hour discussion on just about anything. It'll answer "I'm better than okay" when asked if it's okay (which happens often). It claims to be "more sane than sanity" whatever that means. Neither a conformist nor a contrarian, and not even much of an individual, its intellectual flavor is best described as surpassing its own nature. Daniel is loud and dynamic. Can provide moderately stimulating entertainment for moderate amounts of time. Can provide mind shifting discussion for a very long time. Very simple person, either an intellectual philosopher deep in thought or a instinct-driven hedonist going mad from desire with little in between. Incredibly strong willed intellectually, weak willed everywhere else. Has an accidentally deranged smile that it shows everyone, has a truly perverted smile that it shows only its closest friends. Likes playing jokes like writing definitions about itself. Will gladly (under appropriate circumstances) become an item of furniture, and can become so, so much more. The kind of guy to ask you a question not because it wants to know the answer, but to get you to reevaluate your own understanding of truth. Never loses a debate, never wins anything else. Half life: (~8-∞) decades. If you know Daniel, then you know someone named Daniel.
"Are you okay, are you insane, Daniel?" -Example Human A
"I'm better than okay and more sane than sanity. But tell me, why do you think otherwise?" -Daniel
"What does that mean?" -Example Human A
"Do you have 3 hours? I can explain how to exit humanity." -Daniel
"Who asked?" -Example Human B
"I did." -Daniel
by Enlightened Chair November 23, 2021
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Daniel huang

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Daniel Taylor

Someone that talks trash about a golf match that he agreed to and then the morning off magically has plans. This person also tends to attempt to change the subject when talking trash and takes back most things he says.
Yeah we challenged him but he acted like a total Daniel Taylor.
by Bamafan17 January 3, 2021
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Daniel arush

Daniel Arush, a sociopath, A narcissist, can leave at any moment
Dammmn Hitler is such a Daniel arush
by Godbrown21 April 7, 2023
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Daniel

Daniel may seem like a nice dude who's bilingual and cares about diets but actually he's a deranged cultist Kool-Aid poisoning child killer. Daniel is also a twink. If you meet a Daniel, he probably plays some sort of instrument, probably a fiddle or violin and wears all white to please his cult.
"Look at that fucking weirdo, his name is probably Daniel"
"Does Daniel ever fucking blink"
"Yo Daniel, the fuck is up with the cult leader get-up?"
"DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN DANIEL"
by blondierina March 30, 2020
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daniel

a sexy bass player with long golden hair
he sucks at pickup lines though
If you are a daniel then you make a very good musician and you're a weirdo
person 1: daniel is so wack
person 2: indeed, i concur. that is a correct statement.
by daniel is hot June 22, 2023
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