Brown Bag

When you put a paper bag over a girl's head to cover her ugly face but fill it with shit first.

Lad 1: Dude did you bang her last night?
Lad 2: Yeah but she was so ugly that I brown bagged her!

by Jolly_Mangina June 11, 2018

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Willmot browns

Multiple delinquent partials of turd which grasp anal shrubery causing brownish crust to accumulate in ones boxers/panties.

I didn't wipe my ass properly all day and I now have willmots/willmot browns lingering in my underwear.

by warren cronin March 3, 2008

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A brown turtle is conducted much like a secret Santa. Except one gift is replaced with a log of shit. Everyone opens a gift in a Yankee swap fashion and whoever opens the log of shit (brown turtled) loses that years swap. Thus having to be deemed the brown turtle until the following Christmas.

Billy: "lets all pick a number for the brown turtle"

Fran: "I got number one!!" *opens first gift and sees a log of shit* "FUCK"

Group: "FRAN GOT BROWN TURTLED!!"

Billy:"Better luck next year brown turtle"

by Tolman December 18, 2017

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