blue fairy

A man or woman that gives relief to a man experiencing Blue Balls. It is a reference to Pinnochio's nose being a metaphor for getting an erection. It is also known as 'Blue Balls Fairy'.

Guy 1: Dude, my girlfriend's been blue balls-ing me for weeks now so her mom ended up being my blue fairy. Giggity.

Guy 2: Prodigious.

by MessengerofDongacleese December 19, 2014

Blue Anon

A label invented by right-wing loonies to suggest equivalence between their own delusional assertions (such as that Donald Trump won the 2020 election, or that the Jan. 6, 2021, storming of the US Capitol was a normal tourist visit), and verifiable statements supported by evidence, such as that the US Capitol attack resulted in multiple deaths and injuries.

Jackie: Hey, I just saw a news report about a police officer who had two cracked ribs and two smashed spinal discs as a result of the Capitol attack!

Roger: Naw, don't believe that shit! It was a false flag operation carried out by antifa. #Blue Anon

by Not Antifa May 16, 2021

Blue Dot

When you Dont read a text message

Sorry i left you on blue dot.

by Skyy Smith July 11, 2016

blue raspberry

1) a sound made by sticking your tongue through pursed lips.

With a sound of disapproval, Jen gave a blue raspberry to Ron, getting spit all over him.

by Shivism June 28, 2007

Blue waffle

Blue waffles is a sex disease we're your dick or pussy has these blue bumps it's like herpes but worse it looks like blue cheese #have fun eating waffles

Girl/before we have sex I got dat BW
Boy/what is bw
Girl/it's DAT blue cheese (blue waffle)
Boy/OH I LOVE BLUE CHEESE MAN I'M EATING DAT BW
Girl/oh OK have at it pulls Dow her pants

Boy/OH FUCK THAT SHIT IT'S ALL OVER YOUR PUSSY THAT BLUE CHEESE I'M NOT EATING DAT

by Ded eye August 14, 2017

blue ball

1. The world on which we (well, most of us) live. Earth.
2. (Big) blue ball, an instant messenger-themed web-forum

"We've all got to stick together here on this big blue ball"

by J_Dubb December 28, 2005

blue job

when a girl sucks you off, and snowballs the cum back into your mouth then you snowball it into her ass.

i.e Blaine is sitting at home with his new girlfriend. She says I'm bored Blaine why don't you do something freaky. Blaine replies "i don't do freaky, i do creepy. As Blaine reaches for his misshapen tapered penis his girlfriend tells him she wants something she's never had. "BITCH I'm gonna give you a fuckin blue job. Blaine jerks off in the corner while looking at a gay porn magazine for hours. Finally he gets that sexually convoluted look in his eyes. Baby take it in your mouth. He forces his load into her wide orifice. She spits it into his mouth, so sultry. He turns her around, raises her ass and heaves the splooge laden load into her ass. That was quite a blue job baby!!!

by DJ Papsmear April 11, 2009