(verb to be) inventing excuses, especially the same ridiculous tall-tale ones, over and over again, and using them in different situations and on different people
Marge Simpson : Homer, please help me get Bart to do his homework, I don't know what to do with our rotten apple anymore.
Homer: Bart, you uptard, did you hear your mother, go do your homework.
Bart (from somewhere in the house): I did do my essay, but unfortunately Nelson stole it and burned in the girls toilets; I will not waste my time redoing it.
Homer: speak to me comme du monde, young man. Are you telling everybody your limo is triple parked, again? (Homer now takes a broom and goes to Bart's room.
Homer: Bart, you uptard, did you hear your mother, go do your homework.
Bart (from somewhere in the house): I did do my essay, but unfortunately Nelson stole it and burned in the girls toilets; I will not waste my time redoing it.
Homer: speak to me comme du monde, young man. Are you telling everybody your limo is triple parked, again? (Homer now takes a broom and goes to Bart's room.
by Sexydimma July 24, 2013
Get the telling everybody your limo is triple parkedmug. A bisexual woman with a Black boyfriend that gets her boyfriend to target random women in the parking lot for a threesome. Both are often cases unattractive and resort to calling their target racist if they're rejected. They go after women in other places, but in so many cases parking lots. They think having a Black boyfriend is a sure way to attract women they always had difficulty attracting. These women often cases hate other interracial couples.
I just finished shopping at Walmart and was harassed by a parking lot bisexual after loading my groceries in the trunk. Her boyfriend forcefully held the driver's seat open and wouldn't stop talking to me.
by Osmocote February 19, 2025
Get the Parking lot bisexualmug. "trailer park candy" refers to any form of methamphetamine, which is stereo-typically viewed to be most commonly used by those living in trailer parks.
by Evil Spock March 13, 2016
Get the trailer park candymug. by Lewis. E September 4, 2023
Get the Shailer park state high schoolmug. this awesome utah tradition where high schoolers congregate at a parking lot with friends and pull up to each others cars, hop out for a few minutes, and kiss each other— often on video. This is how mormon kids get such a high kiss count but are still virgins
by kelp worldwide May 17, 2023
Get the parking lottingmug. A place people at one time had enough common sense to take a bag with their stuuf in without anybody ending up dead, though as with everything, there are always people that want to change that.
There are people that want everything in life to reverse course until it's going the direction they want it to, even if that direction is through a tunnel with a train coming in the opposite direction, and they're claiming that everyone will soon see the light at the end of it that they see (of course they will). An amusement park is a place people would take a bag for sunscreen, cameras, and various other items they would have on them for a day.
by The Original Agahnim September 17, 2021
Get the Amusement parkmug. by R.qi January 4, 2024
Get the Park Seonghwamug.