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Winter Break Syndrome

The feeling of disappointment when one's dream that their expectations for a fun and relaxing winter break is shattered by the reality that it is boring as hell.

Symptoms include:
1. Copious amounts of laptop usage
2. Sleeping as much as humanly possible, or superhumanly if one is particularly sloth-like
3. Mass texts to friends to see what they are doing
4. Watching movies with parents only to be asked every 5 minutes "I fell asleep, who is that person?"
5. Family relatives you could ignore at school swarm over you en masse, destroying any privacy you hoped to have
Mass Text: Suffering winter break syndrome, save me...
by Icky Sicky Vicky December 21, 2010
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Chronic Bash Syndrome

A fictional illness or syndrom made up by the Bashface Crew to describe 2 meanings:

1) To explain how you're feeling after a session of taking illegal substances, or after going to a rave, or to describe "a comedown"

2) An illness which causes a certain type of person to turn into a complete social hermit,obsessed with never leaving home, whilst smoking copious amounts of cannabis, and talking like a freak to girls on msn.
"Jacks Got Chronic bash Syndrome so badly today"

OR

"I feel Chronic Bash mate"
by Al Phillips January 12, 2008
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Michael Jackson Syndrome

An innocent person, humanitarian and global treasure who uses his platform to speak for downtrodden and marginalized humans and raises millions of dollars for social causes around the world.

(OR) Being stalked, maligned, attacked; being accused of crimes, egotism or assorted behaviors falsely while innocent; and being and mocked for trying to bring social and cultural problems to light to improve the condition of the world and make it a better place.

(OR) a sickness in humanity that causes it to admire, esteem and build up its global humanitarian treasures as they rise from their midst, only to hound, tear down and bully them with tabloid and mainstream journalism until they succumb to the lethal pressures of visibility, fame and fatal empathy for fellow humans or the the human condition. To leave them dispirited or dead, quickly moving on to the next target.
Michael Jackson and Lady Diana Spencer were victims of "Michael Jackson Syndrome."
by NamasteBK October 24, 2012
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Trump Delusion Syndrome

When someone is so supportive of Donald Trump that anothing he does is automatically good or part of some greater plan despite whatever it actually is (see also: 4d chess)
A: why does x think that Trump firing all his staff members in the first few months is a good thing

B: he's just got Trump Delusion Syndrome

A: figures. He called me a cuck yesterday

B: it's ok he does that to everyone within a 5 mile radius
by Panda suplex September 12, 2017
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Wattpad Withdrawal Syndrome

Anywhere within 1 hour to 1 day or more with out Wattpad (An E-book Community)
Symptoms-Extreme Boredom, Crying Uncontrollably, The Creation Of A Facebook Page, Spamming People, Ultimate Randomness, Anger etc..
Causes- AMAZON!!,no computer,no internet,strict parents,the site it blocked,the Wattpad server is down
Mary- OMG Im soo upset, Wattpad is down..

Johnny-You Have WWS

Mary- Whats That??

Johnny- Wattpad Withdrawal Syndrome
by AriannaHex May 14, 2011
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Twitter user syndrome

A sort of brain deficiency that occurs when you participate in too much Twitter drama. Causes the Twitter user to become divorced from reality and starts reaching in online discussions in order to virtue signal a made up issue, in turn causing everyone around them to get tired of them when they eventually bring made up issues into real life and threaten peace for everyone else whenever there is a laid back discussion that originally didn't include them and now does because they butted in to let everyone know of how righteous they are.
Person 1: So why was that person arguing with you and trying to dox you because of it?
Person 2: Don't know, they kept saying I'm a privileged male because I'm not into hairy women. They simply have Twitter user syndrome.
by kaidrilled December 5, 2022
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last digit syndrome

the fear or reluctance of dialing the last digit of a phone number; seen most commonly among guys who get the number of a girl they like and want to ask out, but then fail to muster up enough courage to complete the call, usually stopping before punching in the very last key of the number.
Dude #1: "Denise gave Adam her home phone number, and he was so stoked about it he said he would give her a call last night. But I guess he must be suffering from last digit syndrome, since all he kept dialing was "555-236...and it stopped there every time!"

Dude #2: "Ha! well hopefully he'll grow a set by tonight and try again....hotties like Denise don't stay single for very long, ya know!"
by ColdOne September 3, 2006
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