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Come to my house or send poo

When you put your address on UD because you like men to randomly turn up to fuck or send me fecal matter in a bag through the post with an email address attached so you can receive a vid of me smearing it all over myself.
by Smelliebellie August 6, 2022
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House

Before house was used as the departure we live inside now it was originally Called The Sanotorium Meaning Mental Asylum But 10 times worse and locked in a 2 foot wide room with the height of 4 foot this was incredibly small and bad for tall Inmates
Guard : you will be doing 3 weeks in House
by anonymous September 14, 2020
mugGet the Housemug.

English Cream House

An orgy held at the palace of the British Monarch, or involving the royal family in any way.
King Charles isn’t as cool as the other royals, we haven’t had an English Cream House with him in charge yet.
by Bagofchips99 November 17, 2022
mugGet the English Cream Housemug.

House call

When a guy only wants to have sex with you, so he invites you over to his house to hang out for the first time. Rather than a public place, or go on a date.
Him: Lets hang at my place?
Her: sorry I don’t do “house calls”
by Devin2264 March 6, 2022
mugGet the House callmug.

Whores In This House

A 1992 classic by Frank Ski that played at the Baltimore clubs.
It was heavily sampled in many tracks including WAP (Wet Ass Pussy) by Cardi B and Megan Thee Stallion, which came out in 2020.
The phrase was voice by Al T McLaran.
Al T McLaran: There’s Some Whores In This House!
Cardi B: That’s some wet ass pussy.
by gregben February 27, 2022
mugGet the Whores In This Housemug.

Wellness House

A health KHoach's dwelling. I write it with a KH as any KHoach teaching about the wellness house has a thick tongue and a lateral lisp. It involves physical health, psychological health, social health, mental health, and some other repetitive bullshit.
My KHoach taught us about the Wellness House today. Can someone explain what the fuck he was talking about?
by iamtheram October 16, 2008
mugGet the Wellness Housemug.

Dumpster house

Hurray dumpster house! I like my dumpster house.
Hym "Hey, I would clean my dumpster house if I felt like it... Which I don't.... I'd clean it today if I knew Mia Khalifa was coming over... But alas... No impending pornstar booty... Oh well... I mean... She's rich so we could just get a hotel room. So really, I wouldn't even NEED to clean dumpster house... And she's hotter than your wife... So there's that... Ummmmm.... Hey, real quick, imagine this for me: Big veiny black cock OPE! TOO LATE! YOU TRIED TO NOT DO IT BUT YOU'RE DOING IT NOW! THE MAKES YOU A HOOOOMOOOO! Hell forever Matt. That's where you're going now. For spending your time thinkin bout fat cocks. And reading the work of a guy that is comprised of like.... 36% fat cocks... Pretty gay to be honest. The fact the your read this daily doesn't piss your book demon off? Weird..."
by Hym Iam August 11, 2023
mugGet the Dumpster housemug.

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