Dust Monkey

A person who smells like dust or is very unattractive

Josh is a Dust Monkey.

by Cheeeeeto January 10, 2016

Crack Monkey

A person that exceeds idiotness. Someone that thinks you're oblivious and stupid when they are actually dumb as a box of rocks that have been stuck in a blender then tossed in the toilet then took out then incenerated.

Gosh, Dylans a crack monkey. He likes to grunt and moan at random times then criticises you for telling him to shut up.

by King LaQuifa November 12, 2019

Console Monkey

Console players that don’t know how to operate anything over 60 FPS

I don’t know how to operate this PC.-console monkey

by Silent humor December 13, 2019

porch monkey

a monkey that sits on the porch
aka a lazy ass person sits on the porch all day

bob is a porch monkey, he's so lazy

by That boring guy August 24, 2019

monkey cookie

Poop from a monkey

Yo is that monkey cookie on your face? It stinks so bad! " Yeah I was at the zoo earlier and made a monkey mad

by Kidsmalls May 24, 2018

Rief Monkey

Orange monkey that steal my god damn fancy hat and steals my noodle an eggroo

Oh no! Rief Monkey protect fancy hat!!

by Eggroo Man March 14, 2020

Trash Monkey

-a raccoon (because they have fricken hands)

There is a trash monkey in my garbage can!

by PapaTime July 20, 2020