1 definition by King LaQuifa

A person that exceeds idiotness. Someone that thinks you're oblivious and stupid when they are actually dumb as a box of rocks that have been stuck in a blender then tossed in the toilet then took out then incenerated.
Gosh, Dylans a crack monkey. He likes to grunt and moan at random times then criticises you for telling him to shut up.
by King LaQuifa November 12, 2019
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