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A douche

A group of bro's.

Much like a murder of crows, or a gaggle of geese. A grouping of 4 or more bro's is known as a douche.
I was at a party last night when a douche of bro's walked in and the entire place reeked of axe bodyspray
by Hoggie253 July 11, 2017
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mountain douche

The act of pouring a whole 2 litter of mountain dew into the girls vagina.
I totally gave your mom a mountain douche last night.
by Mr. Dickass February 6, 2007
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President Douche

Biggest Douche that you have ever met. Can be used Sarcasticly to start a Conversation.
Yo, whaddup President Douche?

Bro, stop being a president douche!
by Ajf1997 February 27, 2011
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Delta Tau Douche Bag

99% if the time it is a Delt who thinks that everyone likes them, thinks they are good at sports when they really are not (never win intramural sports), give out pussy 1/4 shots, go about rushing freshmen in the gayyest ways possible (powerpoint), and live in the shadow of their neighbors down the street. Pretty much suck at every thing they do.
Look at that gay frat guy Fuzzy wearing his purple shirt for Wear-Delt-Stuff-Wednesday , he thinks he is so cool, but no one even likes him. He must be a member of Delta Tau Douche Bag, what a tool.
by Fuzzy Z November 10, 2008
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street douche

To be a whole lotta suck, to the point where you make people sick.

See douche bag, asshole, bitch
by Thuggalette (The Deuce) November 16, 2004
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Huge Douche

Someone who surpasses douche. Just the word Douche can't really explain the level of douche.
Ex: Even an instance such as a rapture could not explain how high above regular douche you are.

Ex: What a HUGE douche. I can't even just use one word to describe how douchy this guy is.
by yeup2 March 8, 2010
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meta-douche-asis

1. When a nice, normal guy decides to transform into a total man-whoring douche face. Typified by ex-boyfriends that change dramatically post breakup.

2.When a nice, normal guy or caterpillar goes into a cocoon after a breakup and emerges as a douche bag butterfly.
Girl 1: My boyfriend went through a serious meta-douche-asis after we broke up. He's serial dating and barely even talks to me anymore.

Girl 2: Total douche.
by QUinn4567 January 12, 2011
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