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lavender crack

To spritz lavender fabreze into someone’s exposed butt crack
Gil totally lavender cracked me as I was bent over trying to hook up my PlayStation
by anonymous December 16, 2022
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Crack Spider

A male spider who thinks building webs is for “suckas” causing him to kill a female orb weaver to claim her web as his own.
Nice web Mr. Crack Spider
by Cactifreezus January 1, 2023
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Crack Mantis

Australian term originated from South East Queensland describes the underweight sticklike appearance of a drug affected person who is trying to walk to or from the nearest 24 hour shop.

The female version is more commonly seen and can be found in areas near Service Stations.

Easily identified by their typically weird walking style and very underweight frame, the crack mantis is not typically considered a safety threat but can become

agitated if their path of travel is impeded.

A Crack Mantis is rarely far from their home (nest) due to the effort required to coordinate a journey. 50m can be known to take over 30 minutes and path of travel is always different due to repetitive jerks, pauses or lunges. Males are not so common possibly due to the known mating habits of the female.
Hey mate check that crack mantis heading to the servo. I bet those overgrown rental units around the corner is the nest.

She might just get their before dark, still 30m to go.
by Maroon Viking January 2, 2023
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Cracking that

When a guy has been fucking a girl he may or may not be dating
"Yo Kaleb, you cracking that?"
by Potatoes toes September 13, 2023
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pack it up crack head

My mom told me she seen a pack it up crack head on the corner of bald and ugly, turns it it was Chad Turner.
by Tevan walker September 18, 2023
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he must had put crack on his dick before he fucked her

“he cheated on her and she keeps going back

Reply :”Yh he must had put crack on his dick before he fucked her”
by KT_2x September 28, 2023
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Crack Daddy

Obviously bumi they be flakkaing it up
“idk im just a crack daddy in my heart and soulsomething bumi would say
by thunderpuxxy October 5, 2023
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