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hospital ball

Figuratively (1): In sports, a dangerous pass of the ball that may result in injury to the receiver.

Figuratively (2): A Catch-22 situation which will inevitably lead to a person being badly hurt, humiliated or otherwise up shit creek.

Nick: I hear you just got assigned the GS Systems Fleet account.

Chris: Yeah, that thing is a nightmare. I am probably going to be called before a grand jury.

Nick: Holy shit! That account is a hospital pass.
Nick: I hear you just got assigned the GS Systems Fleet account.

Chris: Yeah, that thing is a nightmare. I am probably going to be called before a jury.

Nick: Holy shit! That account is a hospital ball.
by Corkeryshospitalpass July 29, 2014
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Lesbian balls

by Minges and all! April 15, 2003
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blue balls

Fred Flintstone said to Barney Rubble, "I thought I had it bad, but Papa Smurf always has blue balls.
by Black Wolf December 28, 2005
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9 ball

Sent a 9 ball spining his way
by King November 17, 2003
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Speed ball

Jim tried a speed ball once and stayed awake for 2 days
by AC March 27, 2004
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Cotton Ball

What you call a pussy that is dry and furry.
Dude, I went down on Lauren last night and I got cotton balled!
by Chuck Bucket April 14, 2005
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ball of wax

An unspecified set of items or circumstances.
The whole ball of wax.
by Gustavo Caetano January 3, 2006
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