trippy shit

stuff that trips you out when high on an illegal substance.

this is some trippy shit

by charlic September 19, 2013

Haggard Shit

When you take such a massive shit you are in disbelief that it came out of you and your anus is in such poor condition that you have to wear sweat pants for a week. You officially took a Haggard Shit

Sorry Boss, I am not gonna be able to make it in today, I took such a Haggard Shit last night that my anus is still bleeding.

by WootALoot December 14, 2009

oh shits

An expression of surprise. Like "Oh shit" but more humourous.

bob: Dude - There's a naked chick over there!
jose: Oh shits! I gotta check that out.

-or-

Oh shits, I failed all my classes.

by Grammarian February 2, 2006

ape-shit

to get so angry that you lose control and start waving your arms around whilst screaming abuse, a violent attack on someone or something

i got that pissed off so bad I was gonna go ape-shit,that clown deserved it when a smashed him when I went ape-shit

by MasterSofTrancE February 12, 2006

shit shifter

A homosexual who engages in shifting shit (anal sex). Same meaning as shit shoveler and poo poker.

"man i'm feeling so homosexual tonight... i'm gonna go shift some shit!"

"watch out for your arse around him, hes a shit shifter"

by L. Beck December 16, 2008

shit paw

When shit sticks to a cat's paw when he uses the litter box.

Don't let Golem the Cat climb on your lap---he's got shit paw.

by Golem the Cat March 24, 2008

Kewn Shit

A word used to describe national, religious or ethnic stereo types. Often used in a derogetory way. Does not apply to blacks, or asians only.

"I have three children but I don't know who's baby belongs to which daddy". "Kewn shit".

by Nokaflai September 25, 2010