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jesus tits and a half

Meaning holy shit or oh my gosh but at a whole new extreme
Jesus tits and a half you neeed to settle that skanktron down
by joshyboi November 16, 2013
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Furry Jesus

The dragon boss from the 2018 game Changed.
I started playing Changed yesterday but I couldn't get past Furry Jesus!
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jesus

Jesus is him
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jesus

person 1: Ayo say Jesus but without the J and the E

Person 2: S U S 🗿
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Jesus with a shotgun

Person 1: hey it's Jesus with a shotgun
by Doomslayer is Doomslayer February 21, 2023
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Jesus Christ

This is the second part(I’m sorry if this is getting annoying)
2) Now, to prove that Christianity is the only true religion, we need to look at what other religions are doing. As far as we know every popular religion out there has included Jesus in some form or another.

Islam says he is a prophet.

Famous Buddhist teachers(like Dalaï Lama) say that Jesus Christ is also an enlightened like Buddha and lived previous lives.

Finally, a lot of Hindu scholars and political leaders see Jesus as acknowledge Jesus as either a Āchārya, Shadu, or Avatar(these are just to name a few. See more in Wikipedia “religious views of Jesus”).
With all this information we can say that Christianity is the only true religion, because every major religion venerates Jesus as a wise man whose words we can trust. And what are his words? They are “I am the way and I am the truth and I am the life”. You see, while Jesus has become part of every major religion, he also tells us that salvation can only be obtained through him. And as he himself states that “you can only get to the Father through me”. And who is the Father? His is god the Father from the Christian religion. Jesus is part of every religion and yet he tells us to only focus on one!

To whoever read this, thank you for your time. I hope this helps somehow
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Jesus Cumming

Jesus did cum in his time he had cum 3000 times as soon as he was born.
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