Taking the cow to market

To have sex with a fat woman

"Did you see the size of that bird Dave's shagging"
"Yes his, Taking the cow to market"

by Vic140385 August 14, 2008

Takes Tuesdays

A phrase used to describe a long period of time; a long wait

Marky: Hey man, is that Pizza done yet?
Josh "The O": Nah man, you know that shit takes tuesdays.

by TheBlackDonKing May 22, 2009

I will take your life

A fancy way of saying "I will kill you"

You will pay the price, I WILL TAKE YOUR LIFE!

by Communism Is Life May 3, 2025

Take over payments

When you have kids with a woman and split up and someone else who wants to be with the woman is willing to step up to help the kids and be there for them.

" Did you know Jewels ain't with Garett anymore? No but they have a baby together right? Yes but I'd take over payments real quick.

by Foxu2 June 18, 2018

take a adam

2018 is hear and 2019 is knocking on our door
We don't use "i need to take a shit" anymore
today we use "i need to take a adam, don't get us wrong you write it adam but you read it ADHAM

i need to take a adam fast! going to the bathroom again to take a adam

by Lil Vomelo November 14, 2018

take a thirty

Take a thirty is a term used by others in Tennessee which means they’re going to take a shit 💩💩💩

Person 1: Aye, I’m gonna go take a thirty I’ll be back.
Person 2: Alright.

by MagicPizzaRoll522 May 31, 2018

take you thru Thea

Intends with sexual inter course

I’ll take you thru Thea

by 1-800YaMotha November 19, 2022