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wax your straddle

He had a cranky case of severe schlong itch so he remembered he'd better be wax your straddle to get relief
by Baby L~ 1979 June 17, 2021
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how to be straight

crowd yourself in women or men depends on your sexuality and ask them all out then boom!! u prooved ur straight:,)
“im so fucking gay..;(im gonna crowd myself in girls and kiss them all!, wow! im straight now! i hope..” and thats how to be straight!
by anonymous August 2, 2021
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Margo Jonker Stadium

Friend 1: Hey man let’s go to Margo Jonker Stadium!
Friend 2: Margo Jonker Stadium.
by monop September 21, 2021
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Francis and a Bmore straight jacket

When your fam from out of state, that are LEO's (3 stripes approved) or feds roll into Charm city around your birthday to celebrate. It can only end one way. With swat raiding a seedy 40 motel for hookers and dope...
I didn't realize it was going to be a Francis and a Bmore straight jacket birthday.
by Rubber padded cell February 3, 2022
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beat a straight day

Beat a straight day is a day where you can beat any person, male/female who is attracted to the opposite sex. This occurs every year on the 27th of February.
by mikeoxlongrvanurs June 25, 2022
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fruity but straight.

like, ur fruity, like gay-ish, but straight.

like a fruity gay guy but straight.
“duude, you’re so fruity but straight.”
by pickledberries September 16, 2022
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Eating a westlake stadium hotdog

When a bald man takes a westlake band director under the bleachers and fellates him during halftime.
Dude, Nigel got caught eating a westlake stadium hotdog… people are getting fired
by Notexactlystable October 6, 2022
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