Frosty Boner

When a friend decides that they will give their bones, as a donation, to hang in classrooms.

Colton "Yeah I'll get to hang on in classrooms as bones"
Brandon "You're A FROSTY Boner!!!!"

by GreenTip December 11, 2012

Kidney boner

When your kidney gets a need to masturbate, or your asshole friend gives you a random nickname.

Friend: hey kidney Boner!
You: what?
Friend: fuck you I’m gonna stab you!

by Noter the aboter March 27, 2022

Bobcat Boner Blunder

This one is simple, it is when a cat mistakes your boner for a mouse so it jumps and attacks it ferociously until it bleeds.

1. Hey Steve, my cat did a Bobcat Boner Blunder to me last night

2. I hate it when Max does a Bobcat Boner Blunder to me, it stings.. but I kinda like it

by Soggy sack December 18, 2017

boner blazing

in a sexually aggravated state, horny, having an erection

I busted into the room with her, kissing her, groping her, boner blazing

by blaisereg July 20, 2019

Boner

A boner is expression of a male penis being erect. Also known as blood rushing to the penis

Old mate has the biggest boner

by anonymous April 21, 2022

Urban boner

Chris's chub that he gets when he doesn't understand a word and looks it up in urban dictionary

Chris had an urban boner for that word

by Joshthistle15 March 23, 2017

Boner

Something teenage boys permanently have around all girls.

Tom:Jenny is so hot

Jenny:Do you have a boner you pervert!!

Tom:shit...

by Sir fap-a-lot January 4, 2023