National WaffleStomp Day

The day in which all wafflestompers are celebrated without prejudice

You hear Shannon is celebrating national wafflestomp day

What’s that?
It’s for all those who poo in the shower then stomp it down the drain, you know a wafflestomp

by T Flegs February 28, 2024

Rusty Waffle Maker

When a person lays on their side, defecates on their own leg and then squeezes it between their thighs into a patty similar to a waffle.

This dude asked if I liked mud pies, then proceeded to demonstrate a Rusty Waffle Maker.

by felix badcock March 31, 2024

Texan waffle

A Texan Waffle is to cum onto anyone while shitting agresivly to assert dominance

I just pulled a Texan Waffle on my teacher

by Ajsbejctdbevuctjdld April 12, 2024

Jamaican Waffle Stomp

When two men of Jamaican dissent shit in each others, assholes, and then use their penis as some sort of ramrod to pack it down as similar as a civil war cannon being backed down and powdered.

Yo dude you Jamaican waffle stomped me so hard! You available again tonight?!

by GangstaGreg2100 May 20, 2024

Twat-waffle

A female that is not well liked. A lower class,no ass havin, homewrwreckin snatchface.

She's a fckin twat-waffle, get her out of here.

by Jammin93 May 22, 2024

White Waffle

A term used to describe a White Irish Folk.

Look at that White Waffle eating ground potatoes.

by White Waffle May 26, 2024

Wank waffling

The process of you beating your meat between two waffles and then serving this home made dessert to dinner guests.. including the special sauce

“I worked hard wank waffling last night so I had a good dessert for my dinner guests”

by Anony12211221 May 28, 2024