tit me off

To make someone laugh excesively

You really tit me off dude!

by mrsquiggles141 February 14, 2017

saggy man tits

Man tits that are saggy, sad, alone, crying, and saggy.

Owners of such anatomical features typically watch porn on vhs and eat tuna salad.

1) What's the world record for saggy man tits?
I don't know, just a bunch of porn pops up when I ask Jeeves!
-end up watching saggy milf tits fucking younger guy...

by Teamsolidarity May 15, 2016

Tit Tax Toe

1. A Group of four South American Country's created by the living God for a future Project, after completion of Africa, the Tit Tax Toe will be built by Christ Global World Industry Empires in South America.

2. The forecasted re-nationing of S.A. In the shape of a women with angel wings like an axe and a foot at the base of the continent explains the Projects title the Tit Tax Toe of South America.

"The only thing better than the cats ass is the tit tax toe"

by Pre-Webster January 24, 2017

Tit grab Tuesday

Every Tuesday of November and December, guys are allowed to grab a girls boob

“Can’t wait for Tit grab Tuesday!”

by BoyManBoy October 5, 2021

Tit Picture day

The 18th of October is officially known as "tit picture day"
as the name suggest the event is where you send a titties picture to a friend.

Happy titties (tit) picture day.

thank god its Tit Picture day.

by Demented basterd October 17, 2021

off her tits

Refers to a woman. Shitfaced. Under heavy influence of drugs/alcohol

"She is off her tits"

"I am so off my tits"

by jaskdg October 5, 2013

Le Tits Now

Often confused with "Let It Snow," this phrase is used for demanding to see a woman's breasts. According to Sean Connery on SNL's Celebrity Jeopardy, it is a French expression.

"Bonjour, Mademoiselle. I'd like to see le tits now!"

by Double Slash June 14, 2018