Sloppy Sawyer

A slim white twink with blonde high lights. A typical Sloppy Sawyer enjoys MILF henti and skate boarding. Can be found in any public school district, community college, and gay bar's. Often references Sloppy Jackson's and Beastie Boy song's.

Owen: Did you see Tucker today?
Lincoln: No. I heard he was getting head from a Sloppy Sawyer
Owen: Great!

by the_real_doppler April 15, 2022

Sloppy clown

When a guy unloads in a woman's vagina while she is on her menstral cycle then goes down on her and eats it and gets it on his face.

Last night Tom got a sloppy clown.

by Bearded Lunchlady April 21, 2022

Sloppy joeing

Two people holding hands but they get really sweaty and slip and slide everywhere.

Damn dude! I was so nervous that we were sloppy joeing it big time!

by Sloppy sambo April 30, 2022

shopping

Hes a f***** nerd hehehehe you think im better than ##### ####### f******* #######!!!! Oh jesus tutututututututu tutututututututu I stole CBS tutututututututu tutututu

Froogle, aka Google Shopping

by JadenTheMoose May 17, 2022

sloppy 100 taker

When a chick gets ran through in highschool so you wait in line for your turn

Akash Singh aka (Cash money) is a sloppy 100 taker finally puts his Johnson inside a cum filled trash bag.

by Akash aka Cash money May 21, 2022

Sloppy Dallas

When a girl gives you a blowy with a mouthful of dip

That bitch really gives some good sloppy dallas’

by HandiCaptain223 May 23, 2022

sloppy dallas

verb. an event between one giving one other oral representation while dip (chewing tobacco) is inside their mouth and leaving either a turd sized lump onto the shaft of the other member or leaving lawn clipping sized peices along the shaft close to the representation of ants on a log

"nasty gave tomato soup a sloppy dallas."

by corbin rainey May 23, 2022