the_real_doppler's definitions
A slim white twink with blonde high lights. A typical Sloppy Sawyer enjoys MILF henti and skate boarding. Can be found in any public school district, community college, and gay bar's. Often references Sloppy Jackson's and Beastie Boy song's.
Owen: Did you see Tucker today?
Lincoln: No. I heard he was getting head from a Sloppy Sawyer
Owen: Great!
Lincoln: No. I heard he was getting head from a Sloppy Sawyer
Owen: Great!
by the_real_doppler April 15, 2022
Get the Sloppy Sawyermug.