Plane

A spaceship except for it flys you to another country, not the international space station

Look a plane..., OH GOD IT'S GONNA CRASH INTO MY CAR

by Ur local dunce face June 13, 2022

planken

Planken is when a thug from New York can’t express emotion from last night

Man: “Bro what happened to you last night?”Thug: thank “Man, i don’t know, I was planken!”

by JamoTheThug June 21, 2022

Planting the seed

When Dad won’t let you use the car for a date so you shoot a load on your sister’s face while she sleeps. Then place your Father’s eyeglasses and underwear next to your sister’s sleeping body so she will wake and blame your Father!!

My Dad cock blocked me from a date with the school slut; so planting the seed seemed like a good way to get back at him..

by Markymark29 June 23, 2022

Planeteering

A sexual act in which, an environmentally conscious host, brings five men to simultaneous orgasm. Most commonly achieved orally, anally, vaginally, and manually (in any combination). THE POWER IS YOURS!

"Bro, there's a new Heroes parody porn online where this blonde cheerleader totally gets Hayden Planeteered."

"I didn't think a guy could could achieve the ole Captain Planet, but dude took two in his ass while they were planeteering him."

by DaXymbiont August 9, 2022

plantsturbating

When your combination of rare mental genius requires that you tend to plants to calm your mind, and you can spend hours creatively attending to and nourishing your plant children. It is technically a time waster, but feels self soothing. This only applies to plant lovers for whom the death of a plant is like the loss of a friend; love of plants required.

Omg my anxiety was off the charts, so I spent FIVE HOURS on Saturday plantsturbating and repotting my succulent collection

by ReXXXfromATX August 16, 2022

plantsturbating

When your combination of rare mental genius requires that you tend to plants to calm your mind, and you can spend hours creatively attending to and nourishing your plant children. It is technically a time waster, but feels self soothing. This only applies to plant lovers for whom the death of a plant is like the loss of a friend; love of plants required.

Omg my anxiety was off the charts, so I spent FIVE HOURS on Saturday plantsturbating and repotting my succulent collection

by ReXXXfromATX August 16, 2022

Planet Som

A YouTube channel about Roblox. Makes crappy and informative videos to deliver Roblox news to the community.

And yes, this was written by Planet Som himself, because he knew that nobody else would bother.

“Oh look, isn’t that some Roblox news guy from YouTube?”

“Yeah, he is Planet Som”

by planet som August 27, 2022