Piss Midget

Noun: a small person the smells overwhelmingly of urine. They usually carry a cane and attempt to dance with random women in bars.

OMG, did you see that piss midget trying to dance with Jess? He came up behind her and was grinding on her while reaching his cane around her and moving it up and down like a rolling pin.

by Superdick1653 December 30, 2019

Piss like a store horse

When you urinate lots

I had to piss like a store horse

by Pixelated fetishes May 1, 2019

Piss

Dis be dat juice! DO NOT DRINK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GOE said i need to go to the bathroom then opened his panties and PISSED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by gjtrjhoptyjhl May 1, 2019

Nearly Pissed On the Third

Derives from the episode of Mythbusters:

A saying that describes how close something was to happening. Usually uttered when in relief that something tragic did not occur.

The saying has it's origins in the Mythbusters episode where they rigged a dummy up to urinate on the third rail, of a railway track, which would subsequently give a lethal amount of electricity.

Jon: Aw mate imagine if you went out with Cersei.

Davos: I almost did.
Jon: No fucking way.
Davos: Yea, but she didn't like older guys, Christ, can you imagine? I nearly pissed on the third.

by JohnJoeTheGood May 13, 2019

piss knife

when someone freezes their piss into the shape of a blade and uses it as a knife.

john used his piss knife to carve a Halloween pumpkin

by the cuck champion May 14, 2019

Piss Fill

You're at a bar and you declare that "this" is your last beer. You pay the tab but before you finish that last beer, you go to the restroom. When you return, you find that your glass has been refilled because your drinking buddies were not ready for you to leave. You just had a "Piss Fill". Good bartenders typically do not charge for this service.

He went to piss, "Bartender - give him a Piss Fill"

by Dave at the Urb May 19, 2019

piss painter

One who pisses with paint

That piss painter is really making a mess of this canvas.

by drfreeman75 May 19, 2019