Dude 1: hey can I borrow a pencil?
Dude 2: Sure.
Dude 1: Where did you put that?
Dude 2: In my junk pocket.
Dude 1: Nice.
Dude 2: Sure.
Dude 1: Where did you put that?
Dude 2: In my junk pocket.
Dude 1: Nice.
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My cousin was on the rag on Thanksgiving so I couldn’t hit her slap pocket during half time. So I had to settle for a vigorous handy in the bathroom.
I was elbow deep in her slap pocket when her uncle walked in on us. Next thing I know I got a forearm working it’s way up my own slap pocket.
I could hear my old man working my moms slap pocket last night.
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My cousin was on the rag on Thanksgiving so I couldn’t hit her slap pocket during half time. So I had to settle for a vigorous handy in the bathroom.
I was elbow deep in her slap pocket when her uncle walked in on us. Next thing I know I got a forearm working it’s way up my own slap pocket.
I could hear my old man working my moms slap pocket last night.
He was so big he stretched my slap pocket and I was gaping.
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