Donkey punch

You bang your GF on the side of the head

Me: Yo i just donkey punched my gf

Friend: whats that

by 454331 May 9, 2019

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Donkin

Bad, inept, clunky, awkward, shitty. Somethng that somebody clueless thinks is cool but it isn't.

"That CD you dropped is donkin."
"Thanks, man!"
"Any time."

by Thoringerveer May 11, 2019

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The ‘donkor’ is a strange possessive disease in which the patient who inherits it from their parents genes, faces strange lucid dreams which occurs in their sleep. These dreams make the patient want to go around screaming as it claims to be of real life.

The. ‘Donkor’ has been founded

by Doctor Dickter May 22, 2019

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Donkey burger

(Verb.) During sex you take a shit in your partners mouth and then insert two pieces of white bread.

She was upset that she was donkey burgered after she had brushed her teeth.

by Popejohnpaul May 23, 2019

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donkey

a person who does not know what they r doing in a game and wondering around aimlessly

Gordon: You fucking donkey! WHAT ARE YOU DOING BACK THERE?!?!?!

by Depressed_faq June 12, 2019

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Donkeying

when you are cheating on your wife with your wife who is also your girlfriend but also your boyfriend's best friend. You walk into the boyfriend's house, his dog invades your crotch before you approach the chocolate fountain and get wet and sticky and sweet.

Can be done once, twice, but never three Tims in a day unless you are the donkey king.
Only things named Lily may dub someone the donkey king.

Being a donkey king is the most important responsibility one can hold. Only the donkey king may sing to the bue cardinal before pouring the chocolate for the chocolate fountain.

National donkeying day is June 25th. On national donkeying day, the donkey king sings to the blue cardinal and the pigeons sing the sacred song.

Hey babe, wanna go donkeying tonight?
Zach: What are they doing over there?
Lily: They're donkeying!
Andrei: I want to donkey!
Lily: NO.

by 86vannilla June 25, 2019

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