Pipe Crack

Being a Butt Wiser is the act of becoming a real wise-cracker and smart-ass through the act of smoking a glass crack pipe through your booty. You will then become known as both a pipe cracker and a crack piper, interchangeably under the influence of a pipe crack.

"If you're begging for my root, I am afraid you'll rutabaga me booty. If you chew and swallow rutabagas, they will end up in your doodie. If you smoke a smart-ass crack pipe out of your booty, you'll be a butt wiser inside the pipe crack of the mind's doodie."

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 3, 2023

Reverse Crack

Reverse crack is what fat crackheads smoke because you can't be skinny smoking regular crack.

When you see a fat crackhead, you look at them and ask

"What you smokin', reverse crack?"

by Jade Tipton March 11, 2023

Smoking crack is bad

Something, that is very, very obviously bad and/or illegal

"If you cross that line into private property, you're going to jail."
"And smoking crack is bad."

by reddipsauce April 13, 2023

Sales crack

In the any sales role. A big sale with low margin is considered Sales Crack. The first sale (hit) is amazing, but afterwards you continue to chase it to reap the same reward and never get that benefit of the first time.

Jesse sold a catering job at much less than she should have. Now shes on sales crack and will continue selling at that margin to keep her employees working but doesn’t see any profit for all the work.

by Sellbot May 10, 2023

The Crack Man

Someone who constantly shows crack. They run around to the grocery store and do all their running around showing crack to everyone who tries to cop a peek.

Everytime you look at the crack man everyone sees.

by Mr. Homophobia July 20, 2023

nerd crack

Estrogen.

"Nerd communities devastated by HRT like black neighborhoods and crack in the 80s. Sad to watch."
"Bill was never the same after taking nerd crack, he'd spend 12 hours a day on twitter fighting everyone and yelling at his parents"

by iskam January 6, 2024

finger-crack

Noun- a smartphone that has enraptured its user to to point of serious addiction, such that the use must touch, tap, swipe, etc. or else become irritable and aggressive

Seeing the same student on her phone for the umpteenth time that period, the frustrated teacher told her student to put the finger-crack away and try, for the sake of all that is good, to control her addiction for the final five minutes of the period. Jonesing for another TikTok fix, the girl managed to pocket the device for all of 17 seconds.

by Mr. Faraday January 9, 2024