poo mitt

A poo mitt is a temporary glove composed of toilet paper and used as a deuce lowering device, decreasing splash down so that toilet neighbours can’t gauge your work by sound

“My girlfriend was brushing her teeth whilst I was on the loo so I had to make a sneaky poo mitt”

by WhoShotJR? January 29, 2023

homing poo

When you close to home and you need a shit

Can we go home now I got a homing poo brewing

by jon2522 April 13, 2016

Deja Poo

The term for when you’re back on your bullshit.

Rebecca’s going back to James just for the D - talk about Deja Poo.

by CameronBri October 24, 2017

Poo poo man

When you are poor and have very little

I remember when Dave was a poo poo man and he had to wash he car by my house

by Dee flexx March 25, 2021

juicy poos

The consistency of the fecal content one excretes during submitting themselves to a juice cleanse. Aka: very expensive poos.

Her: "Girl, I've been drinking vegetables for days."
She: "Oh girl, you better have Mr. Clean on standby after your days of juicy poos."

by Dive Master February 8, 2017

Poo poo Head

He’s my brother but also a poo head he’s squidgy like a teddy

Yo poo poo head

by Flackt2001 December 17, 2021

boopy poo

booooopy poooopy

do u wanna get boopy pooed

by fish in a bucket September 18, 2020