Boner Funeral

Verb. To return to a flacid state after ejaculating.

I attended a wake in her pussy, but boner funeraled in her ass.

by Pop Rox25 May 27, 2018

Boner frigate

An organisation, community, or place typified by frustrated homosexual energy, typically male.

My brother works in IT at Yale — during the day it seems like a friendly place, but if you saw their web logs at night — man, that place is a boner frigate.

by jtrefgarne April 21, 2022

Mouth boner

Wanting to eat something really badly

Ahh man those corndogs look so good I just got a mouth boner

by 5444tvfshm8 November 26, 2018

boner

a sick member of milk gang. super thicc

Good job boner! -Dani

by nickyagami123 September 23, 2022

boner

when a mans penis becomes hard while looking at something he thinks is sexy or related to pornographic content

he got a boner while showing his presentation in class

by stankyidiot69 October 27, 2019

Ghost Boner

When a male sees something sexually stimulating, but isn't able to achieve an erection due to a previous orgasm

Guy: "Darling, you're so sexy. But I'm only able to get a ghost boner right now."
Girl: "Those gosh darn ghost boners!"

by KillAllTheEmos April 3, 2017

Immortal Boner

No.

Immortal Boner.

Just stop.

by JohnMaddenFootball August 4, 2014